yeah i wear makeup (smashes face into mud puddle)
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White folks ain’t going to reblog this. They want their version of MK Jr. that only said “I have a dream”.
sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun
Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users
man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah
my fbi agent, sipping expensive coffee and sitting in their comfy chair: oh haha, good one Jackie. I’m going to add this to your facts file next to your top five favorite puns and your mom’s maiden name.
my tumblr assigned employee with 5,000 tabs open and hasn’t slept in two days: what do these people like???
dirt??
pokemon??
whatever the hell this is???
I thought I was just getting a bunch of ads and I was confused
We don’t say this often enough (though I think most of us know it) but men who can’t write women are bad writers. It doesn’t matter how perfect their pacing is or how many awards they’ve been given by other men. If they have fundamentally misunderstood the nature of 51% of the world’s population, they are bad writers, and nothing they have to say about the human condition could possibly be valuable.