[beachdeath]

part of the problem with lgbt culture journalism being almost entirely concentrated in two large liberal cities is that you get people who are very comfortably out and have vast networks of lgbt friends and associates completely forgetting what fear feels like and sincerely printing shit like, "it just doesn't seem plausible that this man would be closeted in the year 2019 given that he is white and rich" or "do gay teens really need love simon like it isn't doing anything groundbreaking" or "the biggest problem in my life as a queer woman is that my long sharp acrylic nails are frowned upon"

[meganfoxsource]

Jennifer’s Body Reunion: Megan Fox and Diablo Cody Get Candid About Hollywood

[generalgrievousdatingsim]

sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

[radicalgraff]

1970′s feminist vandalism

[matronofthevoid]

women have been tired of men’s sexist shit for EVER. 

[catscharm]

“Where do you see yourself in 10 years?”

[mossyfoxes]

yeah i wear makeup (smashes face into mud puddle)

[thegoodvybe]

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck.”

Person recording: “Say frog!”

Child: “Fuck!”

Person recording: “Frog!”

[Person offscreen giggles]

Child: “Fuck!”

[Person offscreen bursts into laughter]

[augustdementhe]

Look at that round face, I’m DYING. 

[insomniac-arrest]

Okay, so apparently there are only 200 employees that work on tumblr and with around 452 mil blogs that’s like one employee per 2.2 mil users 

man, if this place is a jungle that’s probably because that’s a lot of freaking kids for one babysitter woah

[insomniac-arrest]

my fbi agent, sipping expensive coffee and sitting in their comfy chair: oh haha, good one Jackie. I’m going to add this to your facts file next to your top five favorite puns and your mom’s maiden name. 

my tumblr assigned employee with 5,000 tabs open and hasn’t slept in two days: what do these people like???

dirt??

pokemon??

whatever the hell this is???

[aro-ace-fangirl]

I thought I was just getting a bunch of ads and I was confused

[corsaircornelia]

she’s beauty
she’s grace
her passport’s just a face

[thegreenpea]

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard

[n0na9on]